10 Things I wish could exist.

It's 2 am and my midnight brain is working even harder to think the most futile thought ever. But wait Why is my brain always more functional at night ?Is he following USA standard time or he has forgotten the difference between day and night,oh wait am I hungry? (Ugghhh) I wish I had a button to sleep.

No matter how much we evolve some wishes are beyond possible. But again what's wrong in simply fantasizing about them.(Haina) However with this extra dramatical thought comes an idea of writing a blog on it .

So I am gonna share the most random wishes, I desire to turn true. 

10 things I wish could exist-

1.Followup of my day with minute details of time and visuals of random things.... in short a ground level coverage of my daily soap life directly reaching my best friend because it gets too hectic to explain everything with expression, timing, lights, details, air and oxygen. 

2.Everytime I scroll through Instagram either food videos must completely vanish or it should simply get presented in front of me ( My hungry soul is tired of craving). Also I don't know why only at night this craving turns into 100.

3.There should be a midway or a collaboration between spicy and sugar , I am tired of switching with both of them. 

4.Everytime I try procrastination there should be a hard kick in my brain with my hopeless future visuals playing in the background along with the audio of rahul gandhi saying-Khatam Bye Bye Tata Goodbye Gaya.

5. After watching a horror movie there should be some 10 minute spiritual session for my soul to heal,where swayam Hanuman ji should come down to recite Hanuman Chalisa  because I can't sleep in between my parents anymore.

6.I totally accept the fact that my life is humdrum but that doesn't mean my dreams are too. I wish there was a dream recorder so that I could sob a little less after waking up and simply just showoff. I mean Sometimes I am in the middle of marrying john abraham and yes he looks at me and smiles and so do I, he is about to apply sindoor but boom I woke up.

7.Drinking water is not even my problem, like look I have been drinking my sorrows from so long and water is just nothing.But my real concern is peeing , damn I wish there was no peeing system at all or I could simply transfer it .

8.My alarm should know when it's important for me to wake up and when it's not and accordingly it should automatically stop snoozing.

9.All Clothes must come with invisible wearable tags with categories like A.mostly wear  B.seldom wear and C.This seems pretty but you are not gonna wear it.

10.I should have the freedom of saying fuck off to the people on their faces without even regretting it, Like I know I can but my moral values hold me back #SANSKAAR-IN-LIFE-MATTERS 

Clearly life ain't a 11:11 wish and even the thought of it is just so cliche. If you liked the little tour of my melodramatic world please do share and comment. 

Thanks for reading.