NAAPTOL SI ZINDAGI

I envy such people. No, like literally, I envy them. There are people who are blessed. Then there are people who are God’s favorite child and then there are people who just know what to watch. They switch on the TV and start watching.

You know why I envy them? Because today, I ate my lunch during dinner. I spent hours scrolling through Netflix, Amazon, Hotstar, Zee, and even Alt Balaji (desperation can take you places, my friend). My indecisive self just couldn’t figure out what to watch. I saw my roti turn into a papad right in front of my eyes....... My dal, from being yellow turned red in anger. Honestly, the pressure in such situations is unreal.Now imagine—a piping hot plate of food is staring at you. You’re excited to eat, but how can you eat without watching something? And just to make those 15 minutes of eating worthy, you spend six hours searching, scrolling, only to end up watching Taarak Mehta. Now, you must have seen memes saying, I don’t eat my food without watching Taarak Mehta. But do you really think Taarak Mehta is that good? That people just can’t take their eyes off it? No, dude. We are watching it because it’s easy.......because we don't wish to use our brain.

I remember when my brother and I used to live together, we had divided our duties—one person would serve the food, and the other would play something on TV for us to watch. Guess who always preferred serving over deciding what to watch?

These days, I’ve given up on life so much that, the other day, I watched Naaptol while eating. Yes, Naaptol. You might think this is silly, that I’m just pointlessly ranting, but let me tell you what truly upset me—I watched Nadaniyaan today just because I couldn’t decide what to watch, and it randomly popped up on Netflix. Now this is difficult for me to say but I will still say.....I would rather not eat at all than watch that movie.
Anyways people learn from their mistake.....I have also learnt. So from tomorrow.....Naaptol is my new binge-watching mate......I am ready to watch the Super Sona Belt during my lunch and dinner.(iykyk)

PS - Just incase you feel like helping me out..... do drop in your binge watching suggestions....Allah aapko khush rakhe.....