AAO GOSSIP KAREIN

There was a time when food and art brought people together and sure, they still do. But if you’ve ever been with a group of friends just about to leave, and suddenly, one person goes - Wait, did you hear what happened with XYZ? Then you know the real glue that holds social circles together.

Not biryani. Not chai. Gossip.

We can act all sophisticated, pretending we only discuss “important things,” but let’s be real...gossip has the power to freeze time, delay Ubers, and turn a five-minute chat into a podcast.

And honestly, I’m proud of how feminism is peaking across genders because gone are the days when gossip was just a ladies gang thing. Now, you will find men more interested than ever. I mean....Not that they weren’t before but thanks to the comfort and acceptance women offer, they’re finally stepping out of the gossip closet.

Want proof? Just observe.....Three men in a room, pretending to discuss serious matters.At first, it’s all business,politics, economy, stocks then one casually says- Bhai sun na…Suddenly chairs shift,chai or drink magically arrives (depending on the timing) At this point, they’re so focused, they could probably crack UPSC. (Not kidding.)

Not convinced???? 
Yesterday, a friend of mine was in the middle of eating when he got a call...told me It’s really important...I thought, Wow!!!! Work is worship. Priorities! (I was lowkey impressed) Later, I found out the “important call” was just four friends in a heated discussion about whether the 5th guy actually made body or just used steroids and jumped to whether Dhoni is overrated. 

And listen, do you think Kangana is mad at Bollywood because she didn’t get the roles she wanted? No, my friend....She got furious because everyone stopped gossiping with her.No woman will ever cut cords easily because stakes of gossip are too high!!

Still not convinced? Here’s more:

On average, it takes 10 minutes for a person to finish a meal. But just walk into any office canteen and you will find people glued to their chairs not because they’re lazy but because gossip is more delicious than their actual lunch.

Still not sure? Okay ...one more

Why do you think the sun and moon meet every evening? To create a beautiful sunset? Nooo. They meet to gossip - Dekhna ek din ye sab maarenge!!

Why do people love staying in joint families?
Gossip.
Why do all uncles go for morning walk?
Gossip.
Why do aunties are always with filled bag of sabji...standing in dhoop?
Gossip.

And if you still think gossip isn’t powerful, just add it to Parliament. Suddenly, everyone’s talking softly or almost whispering....One affair story and boom....everyone’s more interested in the dil than the bill they have to pass.

And to all the people who say,Nothing can stop time....Just join the gossip.It won’t just stop time.It’ll make you feel lighter, saner and surprisingly... closer to humanity.

It’s like vomiting emotional shit ....very necessary for mental digestion.

Please try.